Stone Fruit Pies | Adventures in Cooking
Sleep eating Kangaroo.
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
This is so important(via nightsofecstasy)
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"